2019英語幽默故事匯總

假設二:時間就是金錢。

每個工程師都知道：功率：(Power)= 。既然知識=力量，時間=金錢，我們有：知識= 。求解金錢表達式，我們得到：金錢= 。

因此，當知識趨于零時，無論你做了多少努力，金錢都趨于無限。

結論:知識越少，賺的錢就越多。

英語幽默故事3

They Should Be Playing at Night

A therapist, a priest and an economist go golfing. The group ahead of them is extremely slow, leading to some frustration among the three. Their complaints are overheard, and a man from the group ahead walks over to them. He introduces himself as an aide because the group of golfers he is with is blind! The aide thanks the three in appreciation for their patience for the blind golfers. The priest goes, "Oh no, all my life I've preached for all to be better to my fellow man and here I am complaining about the blind!" The therapist says, "I've been trained my whole life to help others and here I am complaining about the blind, shame on me!" The economist says, "Oh no!" The economist says, "Oh no! They should be playing at night."

他們應該在晚上打球

神父、心理學家和經濟學家一起打高爾夫。前一組的打球進度極其緩慢，這讓三人大為惱火。他們開始抱怨，前一組的一個人聽到了抱怨。他自我介紹說他是前一組球員的助手，因為他們都是盲人。助手感謝他們三個耐心等待。神父聽后說：哦，不是嗎？我一生都在祈禱同胞們過上更好的生活，但我在這里抱怨這些盲人！心理學家也很快說：我一生的信條是幫助別人，但我在這里抱怨這些盲人，我真的很慚愧！這時只聽經濟學家說：哦，別這樣！他們應該在晚上打球。”

英語幽默故事4

A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change.“Flight 354，“said the controller，"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.“The request was repeated several times with no reply from the pilot.Finally，in exasperation the controller raised his voice."Flight 354，Simon says contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.”The call was acknowledged with an emharrassed reply and prompt compliance.

一名飛行員聽說地面指揮塔的指揮官在中西部上空呼民航調整其正常接收頻率。"354航班，指揮塔在呼叫，請聯系堪薩斯市中心135.5頻率。這個指令重復了幾次之后，沒有得到任何回復。最后，指揮塔的指揮員顯然被激怒了，他大聲尖叫："354航班，西蒙速度和135. 5預率聯系。這一聲明顯奏效，只聽對方匆匆回答，迅速服從指揮。”

英語幽默故事5

Even My Driver Can Answer that Question

A famous game theorist, having won the Clark prize, was set to give a series of lectures at prestigious universities throughout the northeast. For the task, he hired a car and driver to take him from place to place . With nothing else to do, the driver would sit in on the highly technical lectures. After several lectures, the driver commented to the economist, "You know, I've heard your lecture so much that I think I could deliver it myself." The economist found this idea intriguing and decided to switch places with him at his next lecture. 精品小說推薦： 昔日落魄少年被逐出家族，福禍相依得神秘老者相助，從此人生路上一片青雲！ 我行我瀟灑，彰顯我性格！ 彆罵小爺拽，媳婦多了用車載！ 妹紙一聲好歐巴，轉手就是摸摸大！ “不要嘛！” 完整內容請點擊辣手仙醫