名人實現夢想的故事簡短,內容幽默,情節生動有趣

如果你在學習英語的過程中感到無聊，你不妨讀一些英語幽默的故事來放松。英語幽默故事簡短，內容幽默，情節生動有趣。我相信你也可以在閱讀的同時一起學習英語。這一次，小編整理了一個英語幽默故事供您閱讀和參考。

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英語幽默故事1

My husband，Michael，a bus driver，was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors.

我丈夫，麥克是一輛公共汽車。有一次，當他正要開一個無人上下車站時，一位乘客喊一位老婦人要上車。麥克把車停在路邊，打開了門。

After a minute，Michael saw an elderly woman with a cane crossing the street slowly.

一分鐘后，麥克看到一位老太太拄著拐杖慢慢地過馬路，朝著車走來。

He waited patiently as she made her way to the bus and climbed the steps.

麥克襯心地等著她來到車旁，走上臺階。While she was looking in her purse for her bus pass，he began to close the doors.”Wait a minute!”she snapped."My mother's coming.”

當老太太打開錢包尋找月票時，麥克想關門，老太太阻止了：等一會兒，我媽媽還在后面！

英語幽默故事2

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

Bernie邀請他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。在朋友家，Bernie發現，無論問妻子什么問題，Morris每句話前都要加上一些親密的名字，比如蜜糖，我的愛人，親愛的，甜心等等。Bernie對Morris你們夫妻真的很親密，結婚這么多年了，你還叫她這么親密。”Morris低下頭，小聲對Bernie說:說實話，三年前我忘了妻子的真名。”

英語幽默故事3

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."