If you look ugly, call 110 if

If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

假如你長得丑，請打110；假如你身材不好，請打120；假如你脾氣不好，請打119；假如你覺得自己很漂亮，請打我的手機詳談……

Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !

因為你，我相信命運的安排。也許這一切都是上帝注定要牽引我們的。我現在想說的是——我上輩子犯了什么罪？

Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!

磚，又稱板磚，是老北京最具特色的文化遺產之一，具有殺傷力強、易攜帶隱蔽性高、不是兇器等特點——最適合拍你用！

Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!

心理測試:如果你和熊賽跑，你希望:1。你跑得快；2一樣快；3你比熊慢。答案:1你比動物還動物；2你是動物；3你的動物不如！愚人節快樂！

In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

在我眼里，你看起來總是無憂無慮，吃飯總是津津有味，睡覺總是睡得很香……我真羨慕你，唉！有時候想想，像你一樣做豬也很好！

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