2019英語幽默故事匯總

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英語幽默故事1

Don't Pick Up the Money on the Ground

An economist professor and a student are walking down the street when they see a $20 bill lying on the sidewalk in front of them. The student goes to pick up the money but his professor stops him and tells him not to bother.

Why not?

If it were a real twenty-dollar bill, someone would have picked it up already.

Everything that can be invented has been invented.

不要在地上撿錢

一位經濟學教授和一名學生走在街上，看到一張20美元的鈔票躺在前面的人行道上。學生們走過去準備撿起它。教授阻止了他，告訴他不要自找麻煩。

為什么不撿呢？

如果是真正的20美元鈔票，早就有人撿了。

發明的一切都已經發明出來了。

英語幽默故事2

The Less You Know, the More Money You Make

Theorem: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.

Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows, Power=Work/Time. Since Knowledge=Power, and Time=Money, we have

Knowledge=Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money=Work/Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.

知識越少，賺的錢就越多

定理：工程師和科學家應該比經濟專家賺的錢少。

以下是對定理的嚴格數學證明：

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