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兩人正穿過叢林，突然，一只老虎出現在遠處，沖向他們。 其中一個人從包里拿出一雙耐克鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚訝地看著他說：你認為你能穿上它跑過老虎嗎？ 他的朋友回答說：我不必跑它，我只需要跑得比你快。

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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

一個女孩去拜訪她的金發朋友，她最近養了兩只狗，所以女孩問：他們叫什么名字？

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

金發朋友說，一個叫Rolex，另一只叫Timex。

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?

女孩說：沒有狗叫這個名字。

"HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

“那個……金發朋友說：他們是監視器！

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Too Much Pressure

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job，but now I found out the real reason：I’m tired because I’m overworked.The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school，which leaves 48 million to do the work.Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government，leaving 19 million to do the work.2.8 million are in the Armed Forces，which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.At any given time there are 188，000 people in hospitals，leaving 1，212，000 to do the work.Now，there are 1，211，998 people in prisons.That leaves just two people to do the work.You and me.And you’re sitting at the table reading jokes.

壓力太大

多年來，我一直感到很累。我把原因歸咎于缺乏睡眠和巨大的工作壓力。但是，我現在找到了真正的原因：我因為超負荷工作而感到疲倦。我國人口2.37億。其中1.04億已退休。工作還剩1.33億。還有8500萬人在上學，只剩下4800萬人在工作。還有2900萬聯邦政府員工，只剩下1900萬人，280萬人在服兵役，只剩下1620萬人在工作。各州和市政府的員工1480萬，剩下的140萬。但又有18.8萬人生病住院，現在只有121.2萬人工作。1、211、998人坐牢。只剩下兩個人在工作，就是你和我。但是你坐在桌子旁看笑話。

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