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老師問數學家的兒子：“約翰尼，需要幾天?”小約翰尼答道：“老師，一天。”

老師看著經濟學家的兒子，問道：“約翰·梅納德，他說得對嗎?”

小約翰·梅納德說道：“老師，那要看情況而定。”

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Einstein's Question

When Albert Einstein died, he met three New Zealanders in the queue outside the Pearly Gates. To pass the time , he asked what were their IQs . The first replied 190. "Wonderful," exclaimed Einstein, "We can discuss the contribution made by Ernest Rutherford to atomic physics and my theory of general relativity." The second answered 150. "Good," said Einstein, "I look forward to discussing the role of New Zealand's nuclear-free legislation in the quest for world peace." The third New Zealander mumbled 50. Einstein paused, and then asked, "So what is your forecast for the budget deficit next year?" (Adapted from The Economist, June 13th 1992, p. 71)

愛因斯坦的困惑

愛因斯坦升天后在天國之門的外面遇到了三個排隊的新西蘭人。為了打發時間，愛因斯坦就問他們智商有多高。第一個回答說190。“太棒了，”愛因斯坦驚呼道，“我們可以討論歐內斯特·盧瑟福對原子物理學的貢獻以及我的廣義相對論了。”第二個回答說150。“不錯，”愛因斯坦說，“我期待著和你討論新西蘭的無核立法對世界和平的作用。”第三個人咕噥著說是50。愛因斯坦停頓了一下，然后問道：“那么閣下預測一下明年政府的預算赤字是多少呢?”(改編自1992年6月13日的《濟學人》第71頁的文章)

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Where Am I?

A man takes a hot air balloon ride

at a local country fair. A fierce wind suddenly picks up, causing the balloon to violently leave the fair and carry its occupant out into the countryside. The man has no idea where he is, so he brings the balloon down to five meters above ground and asks a passing wanderer, "Excuse me, sir, could you tell me where I am?"

Eyeing the man in the balloon the passer-by says, "You are in a red balloon, five meters above ground."

The balloon's unhappy resident replies, "You must be an economist."

How could you possibly know that? asks the passer-by.

Because your answer is technically correct but absolutely useless, and the fact is I am still lost .

Then you must be in management, replies the passer-by.

That's right! How did you know?

You have such a good view from where you are, and yet you don't know where you are and you don't know where you are going. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now your problem is somehow my fault!

我在哪?

一人在某地區的鄉村博覽會上乘坐熱氣球玩。突然一陣狂風刮來，熱氣球被吹到了一個遠離博覽會的地方，把這個人帶到了鄉間。他不知道自己身在何處，因此把熱氣球降到了距離地面五米的地方，詢問一個路人：“打攪一下，先生，可否告訴我我在哪里?” 精品小說推薦： 昔日落魄少年被逐出家族，福禍相依得神秘老者相助，從此人生路上一片青雲！ 我行我瀟灑，彰顯我性格！ 彆罵小爺拽，媳婦多了用車載！ 妹紙一聲好歐巴，轉手就是摸摸大！ “不要嘛！” 完整內容請點擊辣手仙醫