2019愚人節英語笑話

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愚人節是西方節日。你聽說過愚人節的英語笑話嗎？現在，讓我們感受一下外國的幽默。最好把英文字典放在身邊。

1.-what the day is it today?

-today is april fools'day.

-oh!you are wrong today is march the 31th.if you don't believe me please pick up the calendar.

-oh!it is really april fools'day.

-haha!you were cheated!

2.wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): i wish i were a newspaper so i'll be in your hands all day.

husband: i wish that too, so i could change you daily

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